I want to be untouchable and beautiful and completely dead inside.
— Francesca Lia Block
How bra stores seem to think things work:Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.